Darwin-Award, Qualifikationsrunde

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Durchaus origineller Ansatz:

Two people were rescued after falling into a tank full of chocolate at the Mars M&M factory in Pennsylvania Thursday, officials said.

Allerdings keine Chance auf den Award.

Wolfe said that it's unclear how the people fell into the chocolate tank.
No injuries have been reported at this time, according to Wolfe.

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/06/09/us/chocolate-tank-rescue-pennsylvania/index.html

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Ein bescheidener Vorschlag:

"The company skipped the very crucial step of sending five lower-class people to the bottom of the ocean to make sure it was safe enough for the wealthy," said Otto Scofield, a member of the Marine Technology Society.



https://www.theonion.com/critics-say-submersible-should-ve-been-tested-with-poor-1850566314

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Böse!